when someone you hate is having a bad day


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"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."
—the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)

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fuck, you’re so tight,” Harry whispers as he tries to pull his pants up the other leg

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I love that liam payne feels the need to censor bad words when everyone talks about doing kick flips onto his apparent 10 inch penis

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reminder to call your pets by their proper pronouns! use petself/dogself/catself/hamsterself etc because they are not able to communicate their preferred gender and pronouns thank you this has been a psa uwu


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Britney Spears for the Rolling Stones, 1999: photographed by David LaChapelle

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Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
Bro 2: why bro?
Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
Bro 2: bro..

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I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

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